Shawn: Ahem. My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps your referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you....which I can't do, because my license to kill has been revoked.
Bad guy: But know this: One stupid move and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts.
Shawn: Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea.
Shawn: Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
Gus: Azkaban!
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
Shawn: (In a morgue): Gus, you have to be covered up. You're a cadaver, and cadavers don't wear Abercrombie and Filtch.
Gus: It's Abercromie and FITCH, and no you havn't heard it both ways!!
Shawn: Look, it's not important that it was me that saved Lassie's life, or that I was right, or that he should have listened to me from the start, because I was right. The important thing is that you're unharmed...and that it was because of me, and I was right.
Shawn: Well, it could be anyone, Lassie has tons of enemies.
Gus: His ex-wife
Shawn: His mailman
Gus: His Landlord
Shawn: Bigfoot
Chief of Police: Well lets focus on the ones that Detecive Lassiter actually busted.
Shawn: Well that only rules out Bigfoot. Which, by the way, little known fact: Bigfoot...he only wore size ten!
Shawn: Could you check for a John Doe, please? Or actually, could you look up all the Does...Tai Kwan, Cookie, Play, Do Si...
Shawn: I'm not into the whole Tony Robbins motivational thing...I'd prefer his brother Baskin.
Ok, so I could go on and on and on, and I know it's funnier if you've seen it, but maybe this will prompt you to check it out.
Here's a clip to watch: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4455/psych-the-answering-machine
Stick it out through the commercial, it's worth it.
6 comments:
We have liked Psch since the very beginning - which seems like a long time ago. Fun quotes.
Your #1 show huh? So where does that put Saved by the Bell? I always thought that was your fav :)
Haha, yes. I still love Saved by the Bell. I've been watching it a lot lately with Tanner and Nathan, and it's cheesy, but it's still funny. But seriously. I'm bringing Psych home over Thanksgiving, and we're watching it. I can't get enough.
It's in the 4th season now, so it has been awhile Lorraine. But it just gets funnier and funnier.
Sounds like a fun show. I've never even heard of it. I think I'll be watching it come January. Thanks!
Haha, no problem Sayda. I think my family thinks I'm a little obsessed, but those who I convince to watch it with me like it too. I promise you won't be dissapointed!
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